Alex Jones Soundboard
Created by Econ Prazed Noah Bear
Intros
Hello
Hello 2
Hello 3
Hey buddy
Buddy 2
Hi
Hi 2
Hey
You're on the air
Doin alright
Hope you're listening
Still there?
How often?
Names, Locations, Numbers
I'm Alex Jones
I'm the Dark Horse General
Obama
Kim Jong-il
George
Thomas Jefferson
MC Johnny 5
Dan
Edwards
Jim Marrs
Justin
TX
TX 2
Dubai
Eastern Germany
LA
Miami
5
6
17
76
Responses
Yes
Yes sir
Yeah
No
Nooo
No, piece of trash
No, you can't
I know
Know exactly
ok
Do you understand?
Understand? 2
Understand? 3
Understand? 4
Good
Good 2
Go ahead
Excuse me
Answer you?
Get in touch?
Help you
Salute ya
Thank you
Gotta get outta here
Done talkin
Bye
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Angry, Insults, Threats
Shut up
Sit down & shut up
Shut your fat mouth
Just shut your mouth
Shut up punk
Shut up & learn to be a slave
Scum
Idiot
Idiot 2
Trash
Murderers
Murdering scum
Drug dealers
Go to hell
Go to hell 2
Problem?
Hardcore evil
Unraveling
Listen you ignorant fool
100% right
Real
How do I take this?
Can't make this up
Liars, fakes, frauds
Dumb fools
You people are idiots
Out of the pit of hell
Tired of your crap
Make me sick
Make me sick 2
Who cares?
None of it matters
Un-American fake trash
Not joking around
Calling you out
Can't talk to you
You don't care anymore
Break neck
Am I the weirdo?
Feeding us bull
That's bull
Going to prison
You are a prisoner
Sick of lies
Leave me alone
Nothing worse
Piece of crap?
Don't scare me
You're not manly
Something wrong with you
Stop making excuses
Period!!!
Getting angry
Nasty mood
Save you
Punch your eyes out
Beat them
Touch my family, get hurt
Rants, Cops, Military
Clown freak
Like a comet
Eternal war on you
Danger
Frogs
That's destiny
Moon made of cheese
I recognize you
Fridge tracking
Judement
Obama is from Pluto
Sick of you being mesmerized
They're after me
Slice a fruit, go to prison
The army follows me
SWAT
SWAT 2
Tell the stupid Marines
Police are murdering you
Police wear monkey outfits
Spike our food
Sewage everywhere
Microphones in trees
Spying on you
Chicago shooting at checkpoints
America
Apple pie
Football
Drag you away
Spray you with bio weapons
Get outta there!!!
Noises
Screaming
Screaming 2
Screaming 3
Screaming 4
Screaming 5
Growl
Growl 2
Grunt
Haha
Haha 2
Gibberish
Treason!!!
Chimpanzee
Chimp 2
Chimp 3
Chimp 4
Chimp 5
Chimp 6
Cuckoo
Comin for ya
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